phrases that i like

beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more. -Zara Kim Khoo

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

why do they call it rush hour when nothings moving?